|I could travel back eons ago, to a|
time when humans lived in shells.
Inevitably the question always arises around this time of year. It usually goes something like "Hey Seattledad, what do you want for Father's Day? A day away from the kids? A night out with the guys?"
And, just as inevitably, I always answer with a simple 'Nope, I enjoy spending time with my kids. They're awesome."
But this time, just such question from a work colleague got me thinking. Daydreaming actually.
Yeah, it wasn't at all unlike those crazy thoughts that run through your head right before you read the winning numbers of the Power Ball lottery and you eventually realize that, yes, you do have to go to work the next morning. I'm sure you know the ones.
Anywho, I started dreaming about getting a time machine for Father's Day, and how perfectly awesome cool that would be.
I know, right?
I mean, think about it. If I had a time machine I could dial it back to when Lukas was Annabelle's age, and compare their levels of cuteness. That would be a toss up, by the way, with both being absolutely adorable at 3.
I thought about how I could also dial it forward to a time when my kids are parents themselves, so I can see my grandkids for the first time. This is assuming I am still there which, given my late start in life as a parent and the fact that my kids will hopefully wait until well into their careers to start families, is not altogether a lock. In fact, it's probably a toss up at this point. Plus, I guess that would depend also on what you consider 'first'.
I pondered many of these types of scenarios with a smile.
But then I started to consider all the pitfalls associated with my choice. Which was, in all honesty, a buzzkill. I mean, what if my time machine dial didn't have a specific day and hour setting on the dial? I might accidently land in my house during pre bedtime. Otherwise known as 'The time that shant be mentioned'.
Then, like all prudent time travelers, I would also have to make sure that I didn't get too close to my family. Since I am pretty much always around my kids, I would have to make sure that I didn't see myself, or accidently wander in and have Lukas think that I was 5 years ago dad. He would probably notice that I looked 'older'.
I might screw up the timeline, and have something go horribly wrong.
Then, that the time machine idea was a bad one was cemented in my mind when I considered one final thing. I realized that If I actually saw my kids during a different timeline I couldn't NOT run over and give them a big hug and kiss. I wouldn't have the will power to stop myself. And if I did, the timeline consequences could be devestating. And not just for my family.
So, I ended my daydream with the resolution that if anyone does give me a time machine for Father's Day, I am certainly not going to use it.
I wouldn't even re-gift it. The consequences are way too risky.
That doesn't mean I wouldn't think about it though.