Forget the T-shirts and framed pictures as well. And the ties and frisbees too (yeah, it's happening out there). In fact, forget everything you may have been told about the identity of the best dad in the world.
Why forget these things, you may ask. Well, forget them because a definitive #1 Dad has now been crowned people. And it is your truly.
Boom!
I've got the trophy to prove it*.
Just take a gander below, but don't stare directly at it because it's brightness may burn your eyes.
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| Reminicient of the Stanley Cup. Or a butterfly. |
Okay, okay. This may, in fact say 'Dad 1 #'. And the alignment is a teeeeesny bit off, with the 1 acting like it needs some space from the # symbol. Whatever.
But without a doubt it's coming from coming from the cutest girl EVAH!
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| (no her name isn't Evah, that is just my way of slanging the word ever. Roll with it.) |
So we can certainly give her a little slack. I did.
I've got a combined 4608 days chalked up to being a Dad. I think the title is deserving. Plus, I can now pour some cold beverage into each end of this paper cup trophy, and have myself a refreshing, relaxing day. At least until the paper handles give.
Who am I kidding. I'll still be chasing them around today. The beer will be my reward for that time after they are in bed.
Yep, this Father's day will be the best of all time. Once again.
*I am also open to the slim possibility that there might be more than one #1 Dad out there, or 1 # Dad. And if there are, I raise my trophy in toast to those great dads.
Happy Father's Day, guys.
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2 comments:
SALUTE!!
Definitely Jeremy.
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