(Exhibit A -opening without reading instructions)
(Exhibit B - opening by shear force)
Actually, this is so secrect that I just discovered it myself. Now that I ponder it, I'm sure it's just a small part of a much larger husband centered conspiracy aimed at. . . . well, I haven't been let in on what the goal is yet.
But I'm sure it's going to be big!
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Brilliant.
Plus, this illuminates a similar plan being hatched by my wife.
I tend to use an axe on all packets regardless of size.
Cause maximum disruption that way.
Wow, man. What did the Cheerios do to you?!
@Daddy Geek Boy - What? The wives have a plan of thier own?
@Dan - I guess I need to get me an axe because my destruction potential hasn't yet been realized.
@Ed - Looked at me sorta funny.
Isn't it absurd how the small things, such as these, that cause couples to get on each others nerves, often even causing arguments.
The 1 time...yes...first time, I didn't toss the veggie scraps in the trash and left them marinate in the sink for twenty minutes Lilly started nagging me for it. Damnit woman!
This is hilarious! I'm no longer married but my kids do stuff like that all the time and it drives me up the wall! Master P can't help it (he's a guy) but I am secretly hoping Miss P marries a bloke who winds her up just as much ;o)
what?! no empty milk jug or bag left in the fridge or driving around aimlessly and refusing to stop for directions?
@Jay - Not going there. Mrs. LIAYF reads these comments. lol.
@Penelope - Ha. Yes, it is a guy thing, and your boy sounds like he is in good shape for being a husband some day.
@raino - That is all part of phase II. I got the memo today.
If you didn't use a boxcutter, you didn't do it right.
Have you packed up yet?
I would have to hurt you.
@Scifi - That would take too long. Speed is what I am after.
@DC - Packed? I haven't even gotten to phase II yet!
@Momo - Get in line.
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