The Darndest Things

Humorous things often come from the mouth of a 2-year-old. Thought I'd share a few recent quips from ours:

"Man were Choo-Choo Train, Daddy!"

(After hearing a Pavarotti clip on the radio this morning. Opera/Train Whistle. I make that same mistake all the time.)

"That's Grandma Woo!"

(Looking at an old HS Basketball photo and pointing at a team mate of mine. Er...not quite son. Note the Adams Apple.)

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"You almost too cool, daddy!"

(I grinned at this one…that is until he repeated it and amended 'cool' to 'school')

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"Well…we did not go under it."

(Duh! After being asked if he went over the bridge that morning)

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"I saw a cwown yesterday!!"

(At the Sunday Farmer’s market. I kinda hoped he would forget about that. It was a seriously creepy looking clown.)

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"You siwii Daaaddy!" (laughing)

(While acting goofy together last night. Pure fun.)

"One square for pee-pee Daddy!"

(Behind me while finishing my #1 business. Note to self: Must teach that boy to shake!)

"Cover me up. Cover me up Mommy!"

(3:30 AM last night. Followed by several pointed pokes in my back from Mrs. LIAYF...Ugh! He should have just asked for me in the first place.)

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And Finally...

"Kiss it!"

(After bending over naked and telling us his bummy was hurting.)